Welcome to the premiere of “Dumpster Dive ” Here, we’re on a mission to unearth the absolute worst games lurking in the shadows of the gaming world. From outrageously priced flops to games that make you question reality itself, we’re here to run through the rubble and share the most cringe-worthy finds with you. So, grab a seat, buckle up, and get ready to shid along with us as we embark on this wild ride through gaming’s most disastrous offerings. Welcome to Dumpster Dive, where we turn trash into… well, slightly more entertaining trash!
Imagine paying a whopping $32 for a game that’s essentially just a leisurely stroll through the digital void. That’s right, “School Trip,” the indie gem that hit Steam in 2021, had the audacity to demand such a sum for what can only be described as a masterpiece of dumpster. Now you can steal this thrilling adventure for a whopping 90 cents. Still too much, if you ask me.
So, what’s the plot? Brace yourself for the thrilling narrative: your bus crashes, and now you’re stranded in the middle of nowhere. wow? But fear not, because your mission, should you choose to accept it (and why wouldn’t you?), is to find your way back to school.
But here’s the interesting part : there’s no sound. None. Nada. Just you, the eerie silence, and the dread of realizing you’ve been duped into paying $32 for a walking simulator. Oh, and did I mention that absolutely nothing happens? It’s like watching paint dry, but somehow less thrilling.
So, if you enjoy the sensation of aimlessly wandering around with no purpose in life, then “School Trip” might just be the game for you. Otherwise, I’d suggest saving your 90 cents for a more fulfilling investment, like a gumball or maybe even a stick of gum.
Very minimalistic approach. Hey, you don’t have to worry about anything. Just press and play.
I do need find help
The only other character in the whole game is this guy Winston, who will supposedly help you go back to your school. Not creepy at all, right? So, you just have to walk around and do a few tasks here and there. I won’t dare spoil the game for you, but let me tell you, it’s a hot mess. No menu, no sound, no running or jumping, and you can’t even quit! Our player spent forever hunting for a non-existent key and then fell through the map. The goal? Give some jerk named Winston gasoline from a cargo crate. You can literally speed run the game in 10 minutes.
Oh, come on, it ain’t that bad.
8 out of 10 in DUMPSTER FIRE METER.